please come to new york

so i'm not gonna blog about the election. though- either way it goes, i'll probably need a drink tonight...either a celebratory drink or a we're-so-fucked drink. try to guess which drink matches which candidate??

no. what i want to blog about is the fact that once upon a time in a county far up in the mountains, i lived with this awesome girl who somehow put up with all my ridiculous immature druggie bullshit for two years and never stopped being a great friend. now she is considering moving to new york which would basically make me the happiest chick in nyc. and with her will come the light of my life: her dog maggie. the coolest, smartest mutt to ever walk the earth on four legs.

so- thats what i want to talk about. how awesome it would be if she moved here. how much she needs to move here because everyone should live in new york at least once in their life. how often i would take maggie to the dog parks in williamsburg where she will reign as queen over the wussy city dogs. how i won't bitch about having to pick up maggie's poop with plastic bags. how i am really starting to sound like a needy bitch right now and should probably stop before i sound like a stalker.

okay. please come to new york. bring your sister too. i'll make room.